Those of you following me on Twitter or Tumblr may have noticed I’m currently in a bit of a Resident Evil mood this past week or so – what started as just a brainless way to spend a day when I was feeling ill somehow mutated (ha!) into a burning desire to dust off my tank-control cobwebs and once again enter the world of survival horror.
The most recent game to fall under my head-squishing boot was CODE: Veronica (I’m not playing them in any sort of order, which is why I’m now working my way through RE2), which has a really fun battle mode to mess around with once you’ve beaten the main game. This mode’s about as canon as Resident Evil: Gaiden; although CODE: Veronica’s battle mode has the added bonus of actually being an enjoyable experience.
I spent a lot of time with this battle mode back when Dreamcast was new an exciting and the online world was your oyster with nothing more than a trusty 33kbps modem tying up the home phone line, so much so that this bonus game is now embedded in my DNA alongside other useful genetic traits such as the primal need to watch Youtube videos of cats doing stupid things. I thought it’d be a good idea to offer a bit of help for those who wanted to know how to make their way through the hardest battle mode scenario – Wesker’s, so here we are.
I don’t think there’s much point in doing a room-by-room walkthrough as that doesn’t really help anyone understand how to play better, so I’m going to give some general points to follow instead -
Point #1: Channel Wesker’s inner Chihuahua – go for the ankles! Always. Even when facing enemies that probably don’t have ankles. Low blows have a wide arc and will hit the same enemy multiple times with a single slash, which is exactly the sort of thing you’re after.
Point #2: Wesker is a huge knife enthusiast and is keen to prove how powerful his shiny pointy death stick is – even going so far as to prioritise targeting un-knifeable exploding containers. Yep, the programmers couldn’t be bothered to make an exception for Mr. Always-Finds-The-Time-To-Gel-His-Hair-Back, meaning you will have to deal with Wesker auto-aiming at containers even when he’s up to his eyeballs in the undead.
Point#3: Be patient. You automatically get an S rank (or an A – whatever the highest rank is in your version of the game) just for finishing Wesker’s scenario, so don’t be afraid to use healing items or think that you need to rush.
Point#4: Enemies come in three flavours as far as Wesker’s concerned – zombies, not-zombies, and Alexia. Zombies are actually his biggest threat; it’s easy for him to get surrounded and caught in a fatal cycle of neck-biting so the best thing to do is place his back to a wall, make sure his knife swing isn’t going to bounce off the sides and let them come when they’re good and ready. Not-zombies (that is, Hunters and Bandersnatch) should be run at and attacked at close quarters, as their ranged leaps/head grabs are far more dangerous than anything they can do at melee range. Alexia should be dealt with using the Magnum found in the one-armed bandit within the sole optional room – oh and keep your distance, even traitorous eyewear fans die when they’re grabbed by the throat and set on fire.
That’s really all there is to it apart from “grab all the items and kill anything that moves” – which should hopefully be obvious enough anyway. Happy hunting!
(As an apology for covering something that’s not only available in English but also common as muck I promise I’ll make up for it by writing about a super-obscure game next post, OK?)